I have, in fact, been writing.
Blog posts. A few of them, over the past few weeks; starting, getting quite a way through them, and then stopping upon reflection as I go back to make sure I’m being coherent, finding that I’m not, and realising that what I started out trying to say is no longer important to me at all. I think back to all those times where I’ve promised, ever-so sincerely, that I’ll “never publish another blog post without proof-reading it first”, and given that Weekly Words was the main purpose of this blog for two years …
Quick question on that point.
Who actually reads this fucking thing?
This has never really been a question I’ve felt compelled to ask before now, but I’ve been in a slump for the past month or so, and trying to figure out why hasn’t brought me any closer to clarity. I did become cognizant today of the fact that my recent trend of spending my days “doomscrolling” goes hand-in-hand with my current feeling of just … nothing. It’s not a bad nothing; it’s not misery or dismay or resignation. It’s “nothing” in the way I imagine it feels to be a starfish, or a tree, or any other living organism that lacks a central brain or any kind of recognisable consciousness. I respond to basic stimuli, do almost-daily exercise (which I’m happy about), and then deposit my hard-earned free time diligently into the social media slot machine for the rest of the day. I’m not upset about anything in particular, but this behaviour does seem awfully avoidant, which suggests that I’m avoiding something that, if I were unable to, might make me upset.
In an attempt to find something, anything else to do – and in a half-hearted attempt to find an alternative to presuring myself to Do Writing as my go-to coping strategy – I dug up some of my old Tumblr posts. I didn’t ever use Tumblr like you’re supposed to; I didn’t make and share gifsets of my favourite ships with lyrics to Taylor Swift songs as captions; I didn’t distribute pornographic images; and when I blogged, it was anything but “micro”. I wrote a 20k-word trilogy of essay-rants about Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight films. I was so proud of that accomplishment, for so long. I thought today that maybe going back to it would rekindle something of the spark I seem to have lost lately. And it kind of did.
It’s trash.
Like, it’s so trash, and so recent, that I still feel embarrassed now, hours after reading it. It’s also trash in a really specific way: that of some heteronormative man with an online platform spewing pseudo-intellectual vitriol about some fictional woman. Catwoman, in this case. I haven’t seen those films in years so I don’t know if my opinion of Catwoman, as played by Anne Hathaway, would stand the test of time – but the really distressing thing is not just proof of my being the exact kind of smarmy, arrogant, twenty-something-year-old straight male on the internet that I loathe so much (and even loathed at the time), dressing up what boils down to some unexamined misogyny in the pretence of “irony” and “critical analysis”. And the really distressing thing is being able to remember some snippets of my thought process as I wrote those essay-rants.
Specifically the part where I was aware that this was what I was doing, and that I didn’t want to do it.
Yet, I did, and the reason that I did was … there wasn’t one? In fact, I can distinctly remember myself coming to the point of recognition that the things I was writing at least came off as pretty sexist, and that I ought to really have a think about what I wanted to say and, more importantly, why. I thought that fucking thought. And then … my wifi disconnected? My brain wifi that is; obviously my real wifi was fine because I dumped all three installments of what I considered at the time to be my magnum opus as a blogger onto the internet without a hitch.
Seriously, I have no rational explanation of how I just didn’t get it. Especially because I did get it. I fucking understood that I was writing words and constructing sentences to produce and argument that really did make it seem like I might just have some problems with women in general (which I protest against in said essay-rant), and then I guess I just … worked it out in my head and my brain was like “okay cool it’s fixed now” and just, I dunno, conflated my train of thought with the words I was writing? I guess it was one of those moments you have as a writer sometimes where you understand your point so well (or think you do) that it doesn’t even occur to you that you haven’t actually made that point in what you’re writing. Which happens a lot throughout this trio of essay-rants; I make a lot of statements about the films being good for X reason, but without going into any level of detail about it. No examples, no analysis, not even some not-backed-up-with-sources model of thought. Just pure declarative rhetoric, point after point. But the part where I let myself off the hook for making an argument in favour of what looks suspiciously like sexism wasn’t that. I think it was really just that I thought the point I (thought I) was making about Catwoman being a Mary Sue was just true, and therefore beyond criticism, even if it did sound a bit suspiciously like I was a raging misogynist looking for a way to push my agenda without making it unpalatable to the liberal illuminati overlords whose opinion I thirsted for most greedily.
Or whatever it was 2013 and I thought I was more woke than I was, but also felt that I was juuust woke enough to “get away with” a few problematic-sounding opinions here and there, because I knew that I thought that sexism was wrong, so it could never be real sexism coming from me …
Anyway, it was some useful soul-searching going back over those posts for that reason alone, and recognising in myself so much of the same behaviour and self-excusing mentality that I feel such acute revulsion for when I recognise or at least perceive it in others. But it also led me to remembering that, in the midst of basking in the creation of this epic blog saga, I was kind of offended that not more people had liked or shared them. (To be fair, they were some of my most popular posts; the first one hit, like, double-digit numbers of algorithmic evidence that other human beings or at least bots had come across and had reactions to my writing.) Looking back at it and considering my own response to what I wrote about seven years ago, I’m no longer surprised; I’m kind of bothered that anybody liked them – at least the first one, which is where the Catwoman hate lives. Yet instead of lingering over what could have been the catalyst for a day full of angst and self-loathing, I realised that this actually related to, well, this blog. And my entire blogging career, though ‘career’ is a strong word.
Which brings me back, finally, to asking who still reads this blog – because honestly, I don’t know if I would. Reading back over my old blog posts, I was reading not just some problematic shit that I can now look back at and cringe about for the rest of my life; I was revisiting my early attempts to explicitly “get views”. I was writing about something I thought people would be interested in, something that I knew I was interested in – storytelling + Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy – and while it wasn’t just some mercenary decision made by me to get as much attention as possible, my yearning for said attention was absolutely part of it.
This blog, by contrast, has been all about me and … not even my interests, really; it’s been about whatever I’ve decided this blog is “for” at any given time, which always comes back to facilitating the construction and maintenance of my identity as a writer, and the process of writing. It’s all about me-as-a-writer, where snippets of my lived experience and creative process are the subject matter. Part of why I stopped writing book reviews on this blog was because that style of blogging just felt so … old. I could feel the familiar cravings for attention every time I set out to write one, and I felt distinctly uncomfortably – unhappy, even – every time I became aware of how much that neediness was driving what I was writing. Weekly Words helped me to shift my focus from trying to become, I dunno, “popular”, to what I could use this blog for that would most directly benefit and even improve my writing process. And, to be fair, I am very proud of myself for making that decision, and even if I don’t need it right now, I did need it then, and may again in the future – so it’s just as well I know how to do it and that it works.
But, then again, I could maybe have done that in a private Word document – there is something very empowering about publicising what is, for most writers, a very private (and not very exciting for outside observers) process, and I think that’s why ultimately I chose to blog about it instead; but in terms of what you, the reader, got out of that experience? Well, I have absolutely no fucking clue. Mostly because this isn’t some huge commercially-viable blog with hundreds or thousands of followers; I don’t have a “community” around this blog and never have. Whether trying to or not, I just don’t produce the kind of “content” that attracts masses of readers. Which is not a problem, per se. I have to be honest, it actually feels like I kind of deserve the lack of “engagement” around this blog, because I don’t fucking “engage” with other blogs, either. There’s a part of me that’s glad I don’t have a big follower count, because it would feel kind of hypocritical to benefit from it when I don’t offer that same benefit to other bloggers.
But it has got me to thinking: what am I still using this blog for anyway? Weekly Words is on hiatus because my writing is on hiatus, and in the interim there’s just nothing going on here. It’s fine for me, true – but I can’t help but feel like I’m sort of missing out on something. And that something is engagement. I’m very engaged with myself, at least on a certain level. I’m maybe not engaged enough with myself on others, and too much in some areas – but I digress.
I have never felt capable of “capturing” readers with my writing; I write what I feel like, and if people like it – or don’t – that’s fine with me. This isn’t a huge ambition of mine, being a celebrity blogger or something. Part of that is fear of trying only to fail at something I care about, but most of it is because I don’t care – for the most part. And yet all of today’s introspection and soul-searching has led me to a question that now seems obvious, but that I’ve never asked of myself before with reference to this blog, or any blog I’ve ever maintained. Which is funny, considering how often I’ve asked it of myself regarding my creative writing.
What would I be doing with this blog if I was trying to make it the kind of blog I would want to read?
Because, as I hinted at and will make explicit now: I don’t really read blogs. If you don’t count Twitter, at least. Otherwise, well, the pandemic made returning to Twitter after a years-long absence seem appealing for some reason, and now I’m back in the habit again and it ain’t going anywhere anytime soon, or so it seems. I do check in with Jenny Trout’s blog every now and then; I used to read Neil Gaiman’s blog quite frequently, and do read my updates from Amanda Palmer’s mailing list. But that’s about it. I’m more of a podcast kind of guy; I like being able to listen to people talk about interesting things, leaving my eyeballs free to do other shit, like hate myself for still playing WOW after years of hating myself for still playing WOW. I haven’t ever really considered what blogging is, the medium itself, and what it asks of those who “engage” with it. I think that, actually, I’d be way better at making a podcast than I have been at blogging, at least in terms of “engagement” – if that’s a factor.
That being said …
I don’t know if I’d make a podcast about writing.
And that does, I think, come back to the question of what I would do with this blog if I was trying to make it the kind of blog I would enjoy reading. Given what I have to work with – being an aspiring author who doesn’t go to writing conventions or workshops, isn’t studying creative writing, has never so much as entered a writing competition in his life and has absolutely no material prospects of – or working knowledge about – getting a publishing deal (or even self-publishing) – I feel that the scope of my appeal as a writing blogger is, shall we say, limited. If this was a premise that I was faced with as a blog-reader, I would want to read about the progress, the attempts, and the experience of trying to get from point A(mateur) to point B(ook sold to a publisher or self-published). I would want to learn from those experiences to apply them to my own journey, to become more educated than I currently am – I would want to know what it’s like for someone who’s “been there” so that I can feel more prepared myself if/when I take the same journey.
Because that sounds very interesting. How do you deal with agents and publishers and editors and contracts and publicity? How do you learn what to do; how do you recover from lessons you only end up learning the hard way, improve your craft, all that shit? What is the industry like for a new writer; that sounds daunting as hell – not something I want to dive into without any preparation. But if there was a blog that detailed that journey, I’d be keen. I’m sure that blog is out there, somewhere. But while I can identify all of these selling points for this hypothetical blog …
I mean, there’s a reason I haven’t done any of that shit myself. I’m too scared of what will happen to me if I offer myself up to that experience, the things that might happen that can’t be un-done, the ways I could be taken advantage of. I could end up losing the rights to my own work, or get swindled, or whatever – never mind just getting rejected over and over and over again. And after all that, I’m supposed to have the energy to blog about it?
But that’s about all I can think of.
Maybe if I was taking a course, it’d be okay. I could discuss theories and models being taught, my thoughts and feelings about them, reflecting on how it might apply to my own process – I don’t know how interesting I’d find that, but I do think I’d be interested enough to have a read.
But all of this is making me think that, unless you’re going through “the struggle”, trying to “make it” as an unpublished author, the appeal of a writing blog kind of necessitates that the blogger is actually a published writer who can speak from a place of personal experience, of the industry, of the community, of their own process, etc. There’s a reason I was so hot for Writing Excuses for so long (and will return to it one day, I’m just a bit over it right now, perhaps given my own current writing angst). Hell, even if they’re not published, they can still speak from the place of experiencing having tried to get published.
I mean, you’re reading this post here; is this what you were hoping for? A blog post about why none of this blogger’s blog posts are or ever will be any good, and how good they potentially could be if they were a more interesting person? What is this shit?
But honestly, I still don’t mind. This is my blog and it exists in the form it exists in, and for the time being that suits me fine. I’m not a Blogger; this isn’t my job or my main hobby – it’s a tool that is sometimes useful, sometimes irrelevant to my day-to-day life, and that’s cool with me.
Case in point: all of this has gotten me thinking. It’s shaken me out of my stupor a bit; it’s given me things to consider, to speculate about – maybe even to try out in the future. And given that we’re still in the grip of COVID-19 as a species, and I personally have been in a month-long slump, I’m gonna go ahead and say that, today, this tool has been a very useful one. And however much it might sometimes feel like I could and, therefore, should be doing more with this platform, in practice I only need it to be what I need it to be. It’s fine just the way it is, for me.
And since I’m pretty sure I’m my own most devoted reader, that works out just great.